“….the fuck did you just say about my brother?” - James.
“James, just calm down—-“
“No. First off, Albus doesn’t have my same attitude and thank Merlin for that favour! Albus is a gentleman. He’s not going to make crude comments or joke about banging someone’s mother. He’s has some fucking tact and class unlike me. He has a sweet, kind, caring guy. He just is shy and doesn’t have much experience when it comes to dealing with women. He’s still fucking young. Regardless, he even if he was homosexual that’d be fine! He’s a great guy. ANYONE would be lucky to have him as their boyfriend. He’d treat his partner like a queen or king. AND SECONDLY - queer means odd or strange and fag is a cigarette. THIRD, I DARE YOU TO COME AT MY BRO AGAIN, ANON. I dare you. If you thought I was being an arse here, just say something again.” - James.