"What the fuck is a Slythindor? Stop shipping the founders!" - James
"Godric wouldn't have with...." - Albus.
"...heh, Godric let Salazar Slytherin! HAHAHA! Geddit?!" - James.
"......I think it's just the union of our houses, more than just the typical traits, coming together to form a hybrid house..." - Albus.
"Well thank for that logic, Negative Nathan; that joke was golden, man!" - James.

"Hello there! We're the Pot--"
"--the SUPER Potter Brothers!"
"....that's James, he's a cheeky left arse and 6th year Gryffindor, though he still acts like he's 6. He think he's a gift to most ladies and he's always up to no good."
"Ha. Ha. Ha. So funny, little brother. -glares- My turn to introduce you... this is Albus, he was sorted in to Slytherin instead of Gryffindor. He acts like a pus--"
"LANGUAGE!"
"-snorts- How he got sorted into Slytherin, I'll never know. He acts like a Hufflepuff."
"What's a Hufflepuff?"
"Exactly. -there's a long beat- Anyways! He's the good boy, and I, ladies, am a very bad boy. So c'mon over and say hello, eh?"
"Must you make things so sexual? Why I am doing this? Ugh. Ladies and gentlemen, please ignore him. He'll be on his best behavior - or mum will get an owl and you'll get a howler - and we'd love to hear from you folks!"

[James: Aaron Johnson || Albus: Darren Criss]
(C) DO NOT COPY US - SUPER POTTER BROS. 2010.


"Jane Malfoy is a teenager and wants to have sex and blushed when asked about James Potter (in general)? ….oh hell no, I’m bringing James back to the common room we are not being—" - Albus
"Shuddit Albus! We should go say hello to Jane." - James
"No." - Albus
"I’m not going to have sex with her!" - James
"….we should go say hello the babies gods or annoy drapplebottomjr or the tinis." - Albus
"You know me better than that! I wouldn’t with her while she’s…" - James
"I don’t think you’d have sex with her, but snogging?" - Albus
"What’s wrong with snogging!" - James
"My point, James." - Albus
"We aren’t leaving." - James
"FINE! But we aren’t talking to Jane." - Albus
"Just spoil my whole evening why don’t you." - James


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"I’m dragging James to the Gryffindor dorms before he hexes the anon’s non face off. We’ll check the Babies Grim later to continue the Hellos and awkwardness on my part. Leave us nice questions or comments huh?" - Albus

"I WANNA ANS—"

"NO. -drags to the Gryffindor common room-"


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Anonymous whispered, "Albus, you don't seem to have a very "guy" like attitude towards ladies. You should come off it already. You are a queer little fag admit it."

"….the fuck did you just say about my brother?" - James.
"James, just calm down—-"
"No. First off, Albus doesn’t have my same attitude and thank Merlin for that favour! Albus is a gentleman. He’s not going to make crude comments or joke about banging someone’s mother. He’s has some fucking tact and class unlike me. He has a sweet, kind, caring guy. He just is shy and doesn’t have much experience when it comes to dealing with women. He’s still fucking young. Regardless, he even if he was homosexual that’d be fine! He’s a great guy. ANYONE would be lucky to have him as their boyfriend. He’d treat his partner like a queen or king. AND SECONDLY - queer means odd or strange and fag is a cigarette. THIRD, I DARE YOU TO COME AT MY BRO AGAIN, ANON. I dare you. If you thought I was being an arse here, just say something again." - James.


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Like a boss, sir! Like a boss! - James.

Like a boss, sir! Like a boss! - James.

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2 years ago · 72 notes · originally from denythesavior

drappletinibottom:

askthesuperpotterbros:

“…….fuck me. Look at that girl! See that girl? I want that girl for Christmas.” - James.”” - Albus.

“That’s dreadfully vulgar language and no way to talk about a young lady, Mr. Potter.” -Honey

"…sorry, you’re just…wow…" - James.

drappletinibottom:

askthesuperpotterbros:

“…….fuck me.
 
Look at that girl! See that girl? I want that girl for Christmas.” - James.
” - Albus.

“That’s dreadfully vulgar language and no way to talk about a young lady, Mr. Potter.” -Honey

"…sorry, you’re just…wow…" - James.

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2 years ago · 12 notes · originally from kissingfullsenseintoemptywords

justasklavender:

askthesuperpotterbros:

justasklavender replied to your post: Mrs. Finnigan? *giggles* I’m just Miss Brown

Doing okay Albus. You? *smiles* And Jamesie, I’ve got some cookies. Here *hands you a cookie jar*

“We’re doing alright. -smiles- Tired and wanting to go back to bed, but alright.” - Albus.
“-takes cookie jar and promptly hugs- Thank you Miss Brown!” - James

Glad to hear that, Albus.
*hugs James back* You’re a cutie, you know that? *pinches his cheeks*  

"-smiles- Not everyone thinks so. But thank you!" - James


2 years ago · 3 notes · originally from askthesuperpotterbros

"…….fuck me. Look at that girl! See that girl? I want that girl for Christmas.” - James.”" - Albus.

"…….fuck me.
 
Look at that girl! See that girl? I want that girl for Christmas.” - James.
" - Albus.

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2 years ago · 12 notes · originally from kissingfullsenseintoemptywords

justasklavender replied to your post: Mrs. Finnigan? *giggles* I’m just Miss Brown

Doing okay Albus. You? *smiles* And Jamesie, I’ve got some cookies. Here *hands you a cookie jar*

"We’re doing alright. -smiles- Tired and wanting to go back to bed, but alright." - Albus.
"-takes cookie jar and promptly hugs- Thank you Miss Brown!" - James


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"………sweet mother of fucking merlin." - James."No." - Albus."But I….""NO.""She’s so…""NO!"

"………sweet mother of fucking merlin." - James.
"No." - Albus.
"But I…."
"NO."
"She’s so…"
"NO!"

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justasklavender whispered, "Mrs. Finnigan? *giggles* I'm just Miss Brown"

"Miss Brown -nods- How are you this evening?" Albus.
"Did you bring any cookies? No one wants to share their cookies tonight -pouts-" James.


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